Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Sure, you can watch this, spend an hour and a half having your fundamental beliefs challenged through elaborate teachings and set pieces. Or you can let me corner you at a house party for 15 minutes while I polish off a 4 loko and the Marlboro red I’m gonna bum off of you.

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  This wasn’t really much of a project, it was more like a movie to be honest. So you’d probably like this if you went in expecting it to not be a project. Not like me. I had the wrong impression.

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025 1

  Hey guys just watched my first movie and I have to say that was pretty awesome. I’m told they used “practical effects” which is why everything looked so real! The chemistry between actors was great! You could tell they probably met before the camera started rolling. I’m glad the whole movie built up to the reveal of red hulk — you know, the guy revealed in the trailer — so I didn’t have to think during the movie and could…

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  Dream Scenario 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  More like cream scenario. Or at least that’s what my pants would call it. Bazinga.