Favorite films

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2023

  BABY WANT TO FUCK

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 26 May 2023

  Super fun. Insanely creative. Even says the fuck word. Animal abuse is a sure fire way to get me pissed at a villain, and the High Evolutionary was the kind of irredeemable bastard I like. I liked the egg yoke technology based planet a lot.

Popular reviews

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  Manos: The Hands of Fate 1966

  ½ Watched 13 Apr 2023

  Torgo is the best character ever. This movie is fantastic at making you question your ability to follow a plot

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  Twisted Pair 2018

  ★½ Watched 13 Apr 2023

  Never change, Neil. This one is his attempt at a David Lynch movie, with lots of more “artsy” bits like him sitting alone in the auditorium, the weird rotating cat statues, basically anything involving that weird voice-pitched guy. Neil still makes films that are horribly, unbelievably terrible, but unlike Tommy Wiseau he doesn’t do it in an attempt to make bad films (which ends up ruining the fun). He genuinely puts his heart into this, it’s just that his brain…

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