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Gone Girl 2014
Fincher just can’t do wrong. This movie makes you contemplate buying your wife more flowers, or remembering her birthday… or name. Not since basic instinct has a movie had such a profound affect on relationships. The worst parts is this movie acts as a play by play… during the film I saw my wife making notes on her phone and following along like It was a fricken how-to Youtube tutorial. Terrifying.
If you’re reading this and I am in jail and my wife missing.. you know why, thanks Fincher!
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John Wick 2014
The first 18 minutes of this film feel like 18 hours. Your are sitting there screaming at the TV just kill a fricken Russian already. Then the Russian killing starts.. and it is good Russian killing, not the best I have seen, but it is good. A real focus on point blank shooting of Russian faces.
But then it slows down again and something resembling a story interrupts. Which is odd, since this movie is essentially the tale of a…
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Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014
I said to my wife. "Lets just watch this, how bad could it be? It's giant robots fighting and Marky Mark is in it". Well she wants a divorce. probably wont see my kids again cause no one is going to give custody to someone as stupid as me for having sat through this movie.. and that is what MY lawyer has told me.
In some ways I blame myself, in other ways I blame Michael Bay for ruining all my greatest childhood memories. It's clichéd, but really, how can you mess up giant fighting robots so bad?
I miss my kids.
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Fury 2014
I have no idea about this movie. I watched it, sat through the duration of its running and I have no opinion. I guess if you wanted a shallow movie about a bunch of unlikable yanks in a tank circa 1945 who unceremoniously ruin the collective shit of an entire SS battalion then you will be happy... But people that have even a fundamental understanding of the war will be left wanting. IT is like they dumbed down war to…
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