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  King Kong 2005

  ★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  What was the directorial object of the exercise of 1/3 of this consisting of compromising close ups of molasses bollywood stares

  I've never seen a luckier bunch of buddies
  Plot armor be thick (but never as thick as the carapace of ginormous paleozoic-mesozoic bugs that... standard machine gun bullets...? get through as it were butter)

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Ok.
  Zoom out.
  Reveal ginormous Ninja Blast 3000 Temu €0,98 For New App Users.
  Toni Collette enters.
  Atrocious voiceover.
  It's Saucin Time!

Popular reviews

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  Quest for Camelot 1998

  ★★½ Rewatched 13 Feb 2025

  "Would be like naming all Snow White's seven dwarfs"
  Have you ever tried listing every virtue proclaimed by the Knights of the Round Table off the top of your head

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  The Favourite 2018

  ★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  [70s shopping channel buzz voice] You've heard of Lesbian Bridgerton, you've heard of Genuinely Weird Man's Lesbian Bridgerton but have you heard of... of!!! uhm, er... Oh Well

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