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Spaceballs 1987
As a fan of both space and balls, I thought this film would take my virginity. Instead, it was the frozen pizza I made love to that evening. Spaceballs has jokes faster than ludicrous speed, but in the end, it left me feeling like Lone Starr—horny, hungry, and still searching for something more. Maybe one day, when the time is right and the moon is high, I'll have enough space for these galactic balls.
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Terrifier 2016
Them taking ten minutes to be handed a slice of pizza put this over the edge for me. No motives, no setups, no acting, no logic, no music, no fun, and no… idk something else. Art ain’t even down to get with his goth favorite. The only point I found redemption in is when he took out his little clown horn for comedic effect. BUT IT WAS TOO LATE ART, YOU DONE DID ME DIRTY WITH THE OTHER 70 MINUTES. Cant wait to force myself to watch the sequel
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