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The Substance 2024
Although The Substance owes quite a bit of its identity to better directors (Lynch, Cronenberg, Kubrick) it's a generally worthwhile watch on its own merit as well. The last 30 or so minutes feel self-indulgent, and, in my opinion, wildly clash with the ideas presented previously in the film, but overall this film is entertaining and even bleakly humorous at times. Whoever wrote that review about how this movie almost feels mean-spirited was spot on.
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Woman in the Dunes 1964
i really, really wish i liked this more. unfortunately, i felt that the plot was unbelievably underdeveloped and the pacing was agonizingly slow, so this one missed the mark for me. i understand that the slow pacing was a deliberate artistic decision, but the overarching allegory of the film is paper-thin and achingly obvious, so 2.5 hours of beating the audience over the head with the same ideas felt more repetitive than anything else.
that being said, there were a…
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Blind Ghost 2021
Having watched this film a total of 6 times at the time of writing, I feel that I am finally equipped to write the following review. Upon my first viewing of this movie, I instantly knew this was a film I'd return to in the future-- it was so bizarre, so fascinatingly incompetent! I initially gave the movie 1/5 stars, wondering if the director had ever seen a movie before. It took me 5 further viewings of this movie as…
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From Dusk Till Dawn 1996
i liked it when george clooney said “it’s duskin’ time!” and dawned all over everyone
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