Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scorpio 1973

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  A great spy movie, not only because the spies are actually clever instead of just blowing shit up, but also because it’s really about the power of male friendship🥰

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  Le Samouraï 1967

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Proof that you don’t need a plot if your swag levels are high enough

Popular reviews

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  Flight Risk 2025

  ★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  In which Mark Wahlberg says “the Museum of Modern Arts” with an S and you can tell it’s how he thinks you say it in real life

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  To Live and Die in L.A. 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Proto-“Heat”. SO many guys get kicked in the nuts in this movie. Like 4 separate guys. All movie chyrons should be legally required to be in the font they are in this movie.

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