Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Watched this a million years ago but never logged it—more Red vs. Blue than the type of documentary I was looking for but I still had a decent enough time

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  How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024

  Xoxo, gossip grink

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★ Watched 26 Oct 2023

  Makes sense that there would be fights breaking out at screenings of this because after watching it my first thought was somebody needs their ass beat and that man is Jason Blum

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jun 2023

  Nothing like drinking exactly five beers and looking up your childhood crush on Facebook (I’m down historically bad)