Noodle_Boi

Noodle_Boi

I. Don't. Give. A. Shit. About. Terrence. Mallick.

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • The Lighthouse
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Empire Strikes Back

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  • Annabelle: Creation

    ★½

  • Road House

  • Dinner for Schmucks

    ★★½

  • Anaconda

    ★★

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  • Annabelle: Creation

    Annabelle: Creation

    ★½

    Didn’t catch the last 20 minutes but don’t think it’s matters also didn’t expect to make my way through the Annabelle series in reverse but here we go

  • Road House

    Road House

    One for the boomers

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  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    She op on my pen till I heimer

    Need a rewatch with subtitles, wish we could hear more than 60% of the dialogue. For how much Nolan is master at visuals, it seems like he fails to understand that not all spectacle comes from impressive effects. At this rate he will never be on Fincher’s or Villeneuve’s level of mastery over sound. And yes, I watched it in 70mm IMAX, so “watching it wrong” wasn’t the issue, the sound mixing was.

    Anyways, Barbie time.

  • Bread and Roses

    Bread and Roses

    ★★★★½

    We need more films focusing on the plight of the working class that actually offer a feasible solution rather than “go vote!” Organizing is really the only way that we have a chance in this world. I just wish they went further with it.

    Very slight spoilers ahead: 

    They shouldn’t have “won” at the end. While I understand the hesitation in having a sad ending: that’s how life is. Everyone in jail and being deported would’ve shown the true power that corporations hold over us.

    If you don’t like this movie you’re a fascist or something idk go blow Jeff bezos