daphn

daphn

the umbrella that enters the ass cannot be opened

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  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • Orlando
  • Poor Things
  • Ayla: The Daughter of War

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ½

    i need to stop watching movies bc people on tiktok said it was scary and i paid money to rent this

  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    i saw people on tiktok advertising this movie as super scary and thought i would give it try.
    it wasn't even slightly scary and lacked everything a horror movie should have. if i saw this story without the tapes on a true crime documentary i would probably believe it was real so at least it's realistic but a true horror movie shouldn't try to be realistic.
    the grain and distortion of the camera made it really off putting but other…

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