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  • Nosferatu

    ★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★½

  • Carry-On

    ★★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★½

    Throughout the entire movie I was thinking where tf is Ichabod Crane? He would've been able to sort out the Count of Visby with less bloodshed. This is a Sleepy Hollow and Exorcist combined smut film directed by Wes Anderson with artistic input from Uwe Boll. It picked up towards the end but overall a waste of time.

    Im giving this one extra star because of Willem Dafoe.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★

    Not as good as the first one but I do love some revengue guac and lattes with goat milk. I also saw this in 4DX and definitely got whiplash from the god mode fight.

    Fun to hear Keanu Reeves and I'm excited for Amy Rose.

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★

    This was really boring. I liked where it was going in the first half. Then it transpired into an old miserable Sherlock-Holmes-esque man ranting about life having no meaning. I think that man needed to get laid.

    Movie tried to be clever with different tidbits such as when the women start countering him. It could have been better if there was more of that. Ending was lame. Acting was decent but I question Topher Grace's appearance...

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