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  Electric Dragon 80.000 V 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  ⚡️⚡️ HE CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY ⚡️⚡️ HE TALKS TO LIZARDS ⚡️⚡️ HE’S THE MAN ⚡️⚡️ GUITAAAAAARRRRRRRR ⚡️⚡️

  ok but this had some very interesting shots, fun visual fx & a brilliant soundtrack i need to inject into my bloodstream. stupid nonsense film that i love to an unreal degree ty tadanobu for existing

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  Small Things Like These 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  man……….

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  Dog Soldiers 2002

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  he got that dog in him

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  The Last Time I Committed Suicide 1997

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  the only version of this available was the spanish dub (no i don’t speak spanish) (yes i still watched the whole thing). really i should have turned this off but chubby deadbeat loserguy keanu showed up, started drinking & smoking himself stupid, begged his “friend” to wingman him some controversially young pussy over the telephone for about an hour before throwing up his guts in the urinals. pathetic. and honestly man i blacked out at that point & the film was over idk what happened