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  ½ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  this movie fucking sucks actually.

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  ★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  Beetlejuice is one of the most nostalgic experiences of my childhood, the character in itself was one for me that stood out based on the charisma he had and the way he handled himself, the original 1988 film not only proceeded to capture everything from the visuals to the clay-animation, and story. but just the sense of all these characters having enough time to build up to a point they stood out.

  now did i think there would ever be…

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  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2023

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  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2023

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