elyse 👽

elyse 👽

23 she/they i love horror!!

Favorite films

  • Noroi: The Curse
  • Let the Right One In
  • Saint Maud
  • House

Recent likes

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  • Jiro Dreams of Sushi
  • A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
  • Cult
  • Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father

Recent reviews

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ½

    pretentious slop. this is nothing more than a long-form analog horror youtube video that takes itself way too seriously. the director has potential, but this 'film' is just an insult to viewers.

  • Begotten

    Begotten

    ½

    this ‘movie’ does not have any sort of meaning, it’s not deep, and it’s not groundbreaking in any way. if you sit there and try to convince yourself that you actually enjoyed watching this, you are not actually a film enjoyer or critic, you simply want to seem cool and pretentious. this was made for pure shock value and to be as unsettling as possible, and it failed at both. you will never hear someone who enjoys cinema/art/etc. praise this film in any way.