Not_Jacob

Not_Jacob

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Shin Godzilla
  • Das Boot
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: Rebellion

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  • The Golden Voyage of Sinbad

    ★★★★

  • The 7th Voyage of Sinbad

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Torture Garden

    ★★★

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  • The Draughtsman's Contract

    The Draughtsman's Contract

    ★★★★★

    The Garden of Eden, Mr. Talmann, was originally intended for Ireland. For it was there, after all, that St. Patrick eradicated the snake.

    I'll be completely honest, this probably would have received five stars just on the dialogue alone; overexaggerated aristocratic quibbling is just sooo much fun to watch. Adding an effective element of murderous intrigue, paired with plenty of gorgeous shots that look ripped straight from a canvas certainly gives Greenaway's debut the push to my much too rapidly…

  • Heroic Times

    Heroic Times

    ★★★★★

    As for me, this festive shirt burned my skin like ember. To put on a disguise once more? That what was dishonest on the tournament field shall be a noble virtue in war? That which ashamed me should bring glory to the king? Aren't we supposed to fight for a noble goal with noble tools? How could our knight king enable such a guile?

    Incredible oil painted animation paired with a resounding orchestral score all topped off with a medieval…

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  • Initial D

    Initial D

    ½

    Wowee, that was absolutely terrible. I think this may be my least favorite movie I’ve ever seen. As a big fan of the original series, this was nearly unwatchable as none of the characters were anything like their original counterparts (Bunta being an abusive and horny drunk), some characters weren’t even in it (Keisuke and Iketani), and the soundtrack was awful (no eurobeat is always a sin). 


    This isn’t even getting started on the horrible editing seen throughout the movie.…

  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica

    Puella Magi Madoka Magica

    ★★★★★

    So if you ever feel like dying for the sake of the universe, call me. I'll be waiting. -Kyubey

    I'm so goddamn happy I rewatched this. Superb animation is seen throughout in the uniqueness of the labyrinths and the witches, the phenomenal character design, and the fluidity and power of the fights. The soundtrack is top tier, elevating the stakes and swirling emotions in each and every scene. One of my favorite antagonists in the little bastard Kyubey, complimented with…