Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  A review as stupid and dumb as the movie:

  .onfusingkay isey oviemey Isthey

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  Braveheart 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  My impression of Kendrick Lamar if he played William Wallace instead of Mel Gibson:

  Torturer: “Will you kiss the ring”

  Kendrick: 

  “MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD”

Popular reviews

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  She Bob on my D till I go electric

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  Never thought I’d see a Dylan movie that came close to faithfully representing my mental image of him so I’m really thankful for this movie. Maybe Timothee Chalamet is not shit at acting.

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  The Boys in the Boat 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  Skinny small man tells group of large muscular men to stroke faster until they all finish. Thrilling. Would have been 5 stars but too many blondes.