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Favorite films

  • The Truman Show
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • Whiplash
  • La La Land

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  • White Chicks

    ★★★★

  • Despicable Me

    ★★★★★

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★

  • 21 Jump Street

    ★★★

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  • White Chicks

    White Chicks

    ★★★★

    I miss the 2000s when people cared more about being funny than being PC. Bring back this era. My stomach hurts from laughing. I did not realize how much they actually looked like the white girls they were impersonating. Truly a marvel of cosmetology. Also I wish I could unsee Terry Crews in this movie. I can’t look at him the same way.

  • Despicable Me

    Despicable Me

    ★★★★★

    I forgot how much I genuinely love this movie.
    Let’s review:

    - The soundtrack (as with this whole franchise), is SPECTACULAR

    - “Vector, that’s me! Cuz I’m committing crimes with both direction and MAGNITUDE. OH YEAH!” This has single handedly saved me in physics because otherwise I would’ve forgotten what vectors were

    - I love the dynamic between Margo, Edith, and Agnes.

    - I love watching how the girls change Gru’s life and help him reconcile with his trauma 

    -…

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    Will it ever compete with the theater original? No.
    But it’s not meant to. I enjoyed it. I love Cynthia Erivo, her voice is fantastic. I wish we could have sped it up a bit, and that they would stop using dramatic lighting in EVERY shot. Oh and the fact that Fiyero didn’t say the word swankafied was a bummer, but also we finally got a movie musical that’s proud to be a musical. I’ll take what I can get,…

  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

    ★★★★

    I forgot how racist this movie is to middle eastern people… but the songs are good and jasmine is so hot and she has a tiger and…

    Also that carpet had CRAZY rizz

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