Yup, this one is going in the spank bank #lionkisses

Somehow they managed to make a beloved children’s story that has a lot sweet memories with my kids attached and turn it into a dramatic, angsty pile of wet dog shit. 

One redeeming quality is James Gandolfini; he is a national treasure.

The scariest part about this movie is that it’s actually a documentary. They mock us by putting it into a film and pretending this isn’t exactly what’s happening at the Large Hadron Collider.

Repent. The end times are coming. The wheat and the chaff will be separated.

Greatest Alien movie of the series. Who does space horror better than this? Event Horizon? Just shut up man.  The creature horror and lighting are genre defining. The originals do it right.

This is the greatest sci-fi franchise. The rest of the genre completely pales to the Alien franchise. Fuck Star Wars. Fuck Star Trek. Fuck the Moon Landing.