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Conclave 2024
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my mom loved this movie. acting is really good, unexpected win for Mexicans I guess. Don’t know how I feel about the intersex plot twist. I do love watching grown men cry. Uhhhh that nun was a boss.
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Nosferatu 2024
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beautiful but I won’t watch again because I hated seeing Anna and those girls die. Love how freaky this movie got but the impending doom was toooooo much. I kept trying to see if Lily Rose Depp has iPhone face and I’m still not sure.
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An Earth Shatteringly Romantic Solar Valentine's Day Opposites Special 2024
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accidentally watching an alien family ruin the world and then save it by having gay alien sex in my university lounge. #tervo4ever
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 2010
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I still don’t get why he ends up with ginny, and I mean no offense to Ginny because she’s very cute and awesome but like what would I, Harry Potter, be doing with my best friends little sister when we’re literally at war and I am the one person who should be focused on not dying. Whatever I guess Rip Dobby and I liked the Harmione dancing scene.
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