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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
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I'm willing to run a frontline offensive for most of Marvels post Endgame output but fuck me this movie sucks so badly. I believe Marvel has fully given up on making films and are resorting to abusing CGI in every way they can, overusing volume screens that are arse and banking on every single bit of nostalgia that they can.
Captain America: Brave New World is a convoluted film that has no meat on it's bones whatsoever. This film is…
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V/H/S/Beyond 2024
The world has changed since VHS 85, I got my heart broken, finished my degree and have become depressed. Why do I overshare in this review? Well because I live for a new VHS film every year. I would also like to say to all the pretentious weirdos on this site, this film is very good, no it's not high art but not everything has to be you A24, arthouse worshipping ball ticklers. No you're not clever and yes I…
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Deadpool & Wolverine 2024
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Superhero comics are a horrible form of brain rot. The films are fine, mostly harmless however that have recently (last few years) have adopted the worst parts of their comic book counterparts. See dear reader unless you’re twelve years old pissing your pants in TMNT pyjamas then I firmly believe your investment in superheroes should start and end at a surface level enjoyment. You can absolutely enjoy them however please for the love of god expand your horizons, 2000AD exists,…
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