Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Perfumed Nightmare 1977

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  They caught Duterte’s ass right after I watched this. Guess this guy was right about movies

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  Blind 1986

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Watching toddlers babble incoherent sentences who don’t seem to understand that they’re in a film:
        Getting real twilight vibes from this.

  
  Also it’s crazy how movies can be absolute cinema when you’re in a theatre and not in a room full of people who always got something to say. I was locked tf in whole way through.

Popular reviews

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  Battleship Potemkin 1925

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2024

  The first movie to ever use the technique of homoerotic bare chested men. Rest In Peace Eisenstein you would’ve loved the Rocky 4 training sequence.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 04 Aug 2023 2

  To Fran if you see this part 8,

  Wow I need to do some research on Jake Gylenhaal and Taylor Swift because that sounds like the strangest beef I have literally never heard of lmao
  …….I actually do listen to K-pop 💀 you caught me I’m secretly super basic lol. But not a lot since I listen to only NewJeans and a bit of Dreamcatcher… so you are right about the girl group thing which I have no idea how…