Fuck you, I kind of like this one. Listen, it DOES not live up to the original, I know that, you know that, we all know that. It lacks the earnestness and charm of the Sam Raimi flick. Where Raimi knew how to pepper in the grossness, the gore, and the bleak, this film throws everything but the kitchen sink at you in an attempt to evoke the dark and unsettling imagery of the 1981 movie.

HOWEVER, I believe at…

Look, I'm going to say it, this movie sucks. Before we get into the why, we are going to have to take a good hard look at all of the preliminary crap any viewer of a Marvel movie has to sort through these days before even sitting down to watch one.

Right out of the gate, most of the modern Marvel movies tend to be pro-American military industrial complex, nationalistic, masturbatory messes. Some may ask, can we just watch Spiderman…

Whoever thought it was a good idea to turn Texas Chainsaw Massacre into a vehicle to criticize modern day social media practices was wrong. Between a clumsily handled school-shooting tragic backstory for one of our main characters and one dimensional millennial and zoomer stereotypes populating the rest of the cast, at best, it seems like this film is making fun of everyone, from "backwards" southerners to snobby influencers, but, most of the characters are such cartoonish interpretations of their real…