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  Ash 2025

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Went to the premier of this last night, which was a cool experience! Cool visuals, just unfortunate that they got ChatGPT to write the script

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I had fun but this was bad. There’s a good movie in there somewhere if you cut 45 minutes out, but there’s only so much community theatre improv tier monologuing while 10 characters stand around that I can take

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  One of the most memorable theater experiences I’ve had. A fascinating look into the mind of a man who’s done nothing but sniff his own farts for the past 50 years. The movie is just 2 hours of Coppola playing with dolls to reenact real or imagined arguments that he’s had. It’s an impotent expression of pure ego, and I pray that his family can submit this film as evidence to get him 5150ed. I had so much fun

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Aug 2024 1

  The discourse around this movie was way overblown, this absolutely ripped. Great scares, great performances, great premise. Yeah they should have cut the deepfake but that didn’t make it a bad movie. Loved this movie, a real return to form after the stinky diaper that was covenant

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