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I'm looking for my next Meet the Spartans.

Favorite films

  • 12 Angry Men
  • PlayTime
  • GoodFellas
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Fried Green Tomatoes

    ★★★½

  • Ratatouille

    ★★★★½

  • The Conversation

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    A bit too shaggy for me.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    Watched it with the in-laws, saying, “Oh, this brings back memories!”

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  • The Conqueror

    The Conqueror

    ½

    The Conqueror is easily the best accidental revenge flick ever put to film. America's favorite racist, chickenhawk, misogynist—getting bombed with nuclear fallout. Five-star story. Half-a-star film.

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★★

    Look at this, a Steven Spielberg movie. It makes you joyful and optimistic like most Spielberg films—except it ends on the smoking ruin of a family.

    The acting in this is incredible. Particularly Michelle Williams, Julia Butters, Gabriel LaBelle, and Seth Rogen (yeah, that's right, he's good!)

    I liked one performance in particular, though.

    Paul Dano plays a flawed dad, in the way you wish most dads were flawed. He's not cruel. He's nice, so nice, you're furious that's all…