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  Sword Art Online the Movie – Progressive – Aria of a Starless Night 2021

  ★½ Watched 09 Dec 2021

  I started to think I just didn’t like films no more, turns out this movies just anotha pile of shit, I actually liked the original Sao but bro whoever said to drag the whole of episode 1 out fucked up, if it wasn’t for my bro slinging cola bottles n almost hitting the projector I think I would’ve cried cuz this shit was painful. 2 of my bros walked out, don’t blame them.

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  Eternals 2021

  ★ Watched 06 Nov 2021 1

  Gotta be the most dogshit marvel film I’ve watched, shit comedy, shit plot, shit characters - I literally couldn’t tell you one apart except for the fat Indian man with the camera (he was safe). Biggest waste of time - 1/5

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