Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Secretary 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  James Spader stares BUG EYED at woman

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  Addams Family Values 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2024

  We all need a ball and chain in our bedrooms 😳😳😳😳

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  I’ve had Kenough. 

  I’m so Kenover it that I’m gonna Kenill myself. 

  This Kenortal coil cannot Kentain me.

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2023

  When the girl is gone

  In all seriousness I love the exploration of public opinion as an under lying tool for the war between Amy and Ben Affleck’s character (whose name has escaped me I just watched it jesus). The plot was always developing and was simultaneously easy to follow but always interesting. Rosamund Pike is a force to be reckoned with. 

  Don’t watch with your s/o, she never stopped staring at me…