Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  The best thing about deep-sea diving is that I absolutely don’t ever have to do that in my entire life under any circumstances and it fills me with immense joy

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  Wolf Man 2025

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Averting my gaze from this stupidass predictable plot and empty characters because the spider scene was really cool and I am a Leigh Whannell apologist

Popular reviews

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  After Everything 2023

  ½ Watched 13 Sep 2023

  I think the moral lesson here is that if you ruin multiple people’s lives it’s ok as long as you go on a vacation, drink a smoothie, and draw a heart in the sand.

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  Casanova 2005

  ★★★ Watched 18 Dec 2022 1

  BBC really only had David Tennant, a criminally horny writer, a pair of ugly contact lenses, and a dream and that’s valid