NotUmar

NotUmar

colossal moron, wannabe film-lad

Favorite films

  • Zodiac
  • 3 Idiots
  • Holes
  • Spider-Man 2

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  • Baby Face

    ★★★½

  • Princess Protection Program

  • Mrs.

    ★★½

  • Superbad

    ★★★★½

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  • Superbad

    Superbad

    ★★★★½

    “you’re little sista with the pictahh betagehgahgetah”

  • Minutemen

    Minutemen

    ★★★★

    You start the time machine by revving a motorcycle.

    You start the TIME MACHINE… BY REVVING A MOTORCYCLE!! 🤯😵🪦

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  • The Endless Summer

    The Endless Summer

    ½

    I bless the waves down in Africa

  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★

    Hear mEE OUT!! The suit is gorgeous! The colors are popping! Spider-Man is SWINGIN’ across New York, his suit is flapping in the wind! Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are amazing😉 in this! Paul Giamatti is an icon!! The score is loud and over the top and I will defend the hell out of it! Did I mention his suit in this?

    Now…. the villains are over designed and boring. Max could be more empathetic if they just made him quirky and less…