Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2021 1

  im gonna fuck the declaration of independence

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  National Treasure: Book of Secrets 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 02 Jan 2021 3

  im gonna fuck the president of the united states of america

Recent reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  Watched 18 Jul 2024

  TWINS!!!!!!!! WE GOT TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Matilda 1996

  Rewatched 09 Jul 2024

  sat behind a couple of real matilda-heads that knew every line honestly i was impressed

Popular reviews

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  Titane 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2021 16

  me the whole movie: i would like to see the baby

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★ Watched 31 May 2021 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.