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Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • X
  • Scream
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • MaXXXine

    ★★★★★

  • Pearl

    ★★★★★

  • X

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Mickey 17 was one of my most anticipated films of the year, but it turned out to be a bit different than I expected. I was initially hoping to see more versions of Mickey, but that wasn’t quite the focus. Robert Pattinson’s performance was excellent, and he really brought a nice range to the role. Naomi Ackie and Toni Collette also delivered great performances. As soon as I saw the first red hat on screen, I noticed that Mark Ruffalo's…

  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★★★

    Maxine Minx IS a fucking star! 

    This is such a fantastic way to round out the trilogy. I love the 80’s horror aesthetics so much, and Mia Goth’s performance is just so fun.

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  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★★★

    We all have blood on our hands now. 

    Ti West, the fucking visionary that you are! I absolutely loved this as a way to wrap up the trilogy. The 80’s aesthetic is perfectly encapsulated and really sets the tone for the film. There are so many amazing parallels between this and it’s predecessors. Everyone’s performances were extremely captivating, I really don’t feel like anyone fades into the background here. I enjoyed the whodunnit slasher aspect, and it was the first…

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★★

    I would like to say that I am at a loss for words attempting to articulate how fantastic this film is, but somehow that isn’t true. Please bear with me during this, as I am just brain dumping my initial thoughts. 

    Jon M. Chu has done an amazing job at bringing this vision to life. The opening moments, and truthfully every moment, of Wicked are so magical. The opening establishing the dramatic tone immediately, and we never lose that feeling.…