Real Natalie Portman

Real Natalie Portman

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Stardust
  • A Monster in Paris

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  • Miss Congeniality

    ★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

  • Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

  • Trolls of Norway

    ★★★★★

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  • Miss Congeniality

    Miss Congeniality

    ★★★

    fun film, loved sandra bullock, but it needed more lesbians

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    Banger film with the double Jim Carry Robotnik dance break but they TOOK THE COWARD’S ROUTE ON MARIA AND DIDN’T SHOOT HER, SHE GOT CAUGHT IN EXPLOSION CROSSFIRE

    FAILURE TO SHOOT THE TWELVE YEAR OLD, UNFORGIVABLE

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  • Trolls of Norway

    Trolls of Norway

    ★★★★★

    average norwegian portrayal of literally everyone else 

    the tooth troll lives rent free in my mouth

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    mr darcy in the final scene is gender


    anyways incoherent squawking constantly throughout

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