parker

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but this is important—i need to die misunderstood 
they / he

Favorite films

  • Shallow Grave
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Knives Out
  • Clue

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★½

  • The Maze Runner

    ★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    god i love a man who is just so down bad and in awe of his woman, in both a self-assured, hot shit way and a pathetic, groveling way, and this movie has both

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★½

    frodo and gollum pissed me off so goddamn bad but i love legolas, gimli, sam, and aragorn enough to not dnf this movie

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  • Like Minds

    Like Minds

    ★★★★

    how dare the british police accuse alex of murder, he’s literally neurodivergent and a minor

  • The Mean One

    The Mean One

    ★★

    jewish ppl may be safe from the grinch but they are NOT safe from bear traps