Daniel

Daniel

Favorite films

  • The Tree of Life
  • Andrei Rublev
  • Toni Erdmann
  • Twin Peaks: The Return

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★

  • Vengeance Is Mine

    ★★★½

  • Fanny and Alexander

    ★★★★

  • The Last of the Mohicans

    ★★★★

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  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★

    “Don’t make excuses for me.”

    A glimpse into the workings of a super-top-secret secret society nested inside the story of a prison escape and cross-country flight and downhill pursuit of a homicidal psychopath and a tale of collaboration and resistance during wartime nested in a murder conspiracy involving a great fortune and a drawn-out art heist nested in the sad and stale tragedy of an encroaching war nested in an unseemly upstairs-downstairs love affair nested in an old man’s reminiscence…

  • Night Moves

    Night Moves

    ★★★½

    “You told me fairytales. About Malone, Billy Daruther, the president getting shot, your erect nipples! I want to know what it’s all about!”

    “I didn’t solve anything; it just fell in on top of me.”

    Mean Gene – hair, ‘burns, ‘stache – heads for the door and pulls a brown square-end tie from his blazer pocket. Drapes it over his neck like an opera scarf. Steps out of his buddy’s trailer wearing a grey turtleneck under a suede jacket and…

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    I.

    You’re you, but you’re not you. You’re in your home, but maybe it’s not your home. You’ve tried to keep a clean house – to keep things organised – but there’s a corpse inside your living room. An FBI agent knocks on your door and says that you are not who you think you are. He wants to help you. He wants to take you to your mother’s home.

    Because you need to leave this house, you decide to…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★

    I’m just one person, and there are only so many jerk-off motions one person can make in the face of so much dumb-fuck filmmaking. A truly harrowing test of my capabilities.