Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Why

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Was I paying attention to it? No.
  Did I follow it though? Also no.

Popular reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  To the woman who, at the climactic finale of the movie, ran down my aisle in my empty movie theater to say “bye” to me, then run out…

  I have zero fucking clue who you were and that scared the shit out of me.

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  Not the Wizard of Oz XXX 2013

  Watched 23 Nov 2024

  The lion’s song “Am I Turning Gay” ends in four part harmony.

  Excited to see Wicked this weekend…

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