Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  No Sudden Move 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jun 2021

  Bob Odenkirk in Little Women > Matt Damon in this

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  Ophelia 2018

  ★★ Watched 08 Apr 2020

  pros: redhead daisy ridley

  cons: literally everything else

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Yeah it’s fine! I could’ve done with a lot less of the Paul Rudd is a bad dad and has a dead wife plot, if I wanted that I’d just watch Shrinking.

  Would’ve much preferred this to be a straight horror movie with killer unicorns. Will Poulter is easily the standout here, his comedic timing is just so great. Very nice to see Anthony Carrigan in this too, I miss Noho Hank everyday.

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Yeah it’s fun and I love Jack Quaid. I don’t blame him I would do the same for Amber Midthunder. 

  Loved the Chappell Roan needle drop. Ray Nicholson is so fun and I genuinely had no idea he was in this. A little too much of the “um he’s right behind me isn’t he” humor in the beginning but it thankfully found its footing.

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2024 1

  It’s fun but definitely underwhelming in the end. My enjoyment was heavily carried by Josh Hartnett’s performance. He’s just a silly goofy guy

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  Last Breath 2025

  ★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  This is going to go crazy on cable in a few years. Middle aged dad movie.