Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  SO MANY GAGS AND GOOPS!!!!!  You’re telling me you have 100% intelligence but can’t remember to grab the gun or knife?? Oh okay. Cool. I knew that twunk was too good to be true!!!!!! I ate this shit up need a rewatch asap

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Cutie pie sweetness frolicking with the pals through the affects of global warming 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Popular reviews

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  Watched 21 Mar 2024

  THEY REALLY TOOK A SHIT IN THE MOTHER TOILET AND REFUSED TO FLUSH BITCH!!!

  Everything would’ve made a lot more sense if I saw the first film

  Zendaya really has been collecting all of the cinematic twinks 

  The Tale of Desperaux cameo was IT

  The rich & bald: Church vs State
  Bicycle seat face: cult time
  Pug girl: lowkey actually speaking gospel bars
  Spice: shrooms
  Worm: Girlllll that’s a bootyhole!

  
  Nate’s to do list: watch dune, check out the book from my local library to support libraries bc duh

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