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  Maria 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  First time I’ve had an emotional reaction to opera and seems to be Angelina Jolie that’s done it?
  Surreal for 70 phones to get emergency alerts right as the film and first tune began, slightly mad remix

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  Outland 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Wish there were space films being produced now that didn’t involve aliens

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  Can vampires grow facial hair or did he have the tash when he died??

  Ultimately felt like a film that did more telling than it did showing, especially when it came to the plot and characters relationships with each other. Aye we get it, you Cannae resist your wife but no need to say it constantly.

  TikTok girlies went mental for some of the symbolism but mostly it felt a bit in your face (e.g. cats defeat rats).

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  Barbie 2023

  Watched 23 Jul 2023

  Silliness I needed. Glaring omission of certain iconic barbies, most notably Barbie & the Nutcracker and ballerina Barbie. Where were Stacy and Kelly??

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