Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Air 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  really just needed this to catalyze my annual rewatch of the last dance

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  girlie was STOKED to see two of them

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  I think this might be the best thing I’ve ever seen. 

  SUNSCREEN, FOLKS! SUNSCREEN!

  SO fucking happy I saw this in a theater. SO HAPPY.

  ok sorry to the one person who liked this already because I keep editing it and it’s getting more unhinged by the SECOND. 

  FANTASTIC, GROSS, FANTASTIC!!! just throws EVERYTHING in EVERYTHING’S FACE and it’s SO MUCH AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH THIS IS ELECTRIC!!!!! CORALIE DIRECTS THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!! oh my GOD!…

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Apr 2024 2

  will turner puts the “man” in manual labor change my mind !!!

  this movie slipped through the cracks of my childhood but it was worth it for this viewing experience: with sophie, eating a baked potato and screaming about how goddamn fantastic the writing is and how ADVANCED THE VFX WAS FOR 2003?!

  everything a blockbuster should be!!! even includes zoe saldana!!! 10/10 love heart react fantastic !!!