Favorite films

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  Swamp Thing 1982

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  It should tell you something that Ray Wise is the only thing that makes any sense in this movie.

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  The Serpent and the Rainbow 1988

  Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Scared me so bad as a kid

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  Tiptoes 2002

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  Kate Beckensale-
  Lovingly-
  "Oooh so what you're saying is that you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people. I'd love to see that."
  ☠️

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Maybe the nicest thing I can say about this movie is that if in any way it caused the viewer to question their own morality or which character theyd identify with, it is a frighteningly good representation of how cooked the US is in 2024. Therefore to me the characters, script and direction all felt wooden and telegraphed as it forever broke the #1 rule "show me don't tell me". Also procedurals which don't in any seem to understand the law just annoy me. Presumed Innocent although far from perfect did it much better.

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