Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  CKY2K 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Not joking or being ironic in the slightest when I say this belongs in the Library of Congress. I genuinely don’t believe humanity is capable of creating something like this anymore.

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  Jackass: The Movie 2002

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  Criterion needs to use the 4K restoration process they used for Inland Empire on this masterpiece

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic Bark 2018

  Watched 29 Apr 2019

  I have several questions

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  The Matrix 1999

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Aug 2019

  The Matrix when you’re 12: This is the coolest movie I’ve ever seen.

  The Matrix when you’re 18: Pretty overrated. Too pretentious and dated.

  The Matrix when you’re 22: This is the coolest movie I’ve ever seen.