Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 29 May 2024

  I had my subtitles turned off and only noticed like a hour and a half into the movie (when I accidentally turned them on) that THE MONKEYS HAVE FUCKING DIALOGUE!!! I was just there watching apes wave their hands and was like "damn I guess thats how the movie is" and tried to guess what they were talking about BUT NO THEY HAD SUBTITLES FOR THAT---- IM ON THE SECOND MOVIE AND THE FIRST BETTER NOT HAVE IMPORTANT DIALOG IN THE SUBTITLES CAUSE I DIDNT HAVE ANY OF THAT

  Also, that orangutan better not die or I'll make these primates revolution look like childs play

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  Cheaper by the Dozen 2003

  ★★½ Watched 11 Sep 2023

  When I was a kid I used to love this film, but rewatching it now... JESUS I'D KILL HALF OF THIS KIDS. Why would you ever combine the most annoying kids, terrible parenting and problems for the plot that simply disappear or get solved in the most idiotic ways.

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