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Boiling Point 2021
“I wanna stop. I really wanna stop.”
The Bear if it was good. One shot (?!), absolutely stressful disaster of a film that has a beautiful inclusion of Chekhov’s Nut Allergy. I have met every single one of these people before. Impressssssive.
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The Electric State 2025
“COMPLETE! DOGSHIT!”
You know the movie is gonna be good when the artist has to do an entire cope post on Instagram about how this film “has a big HEART and carries social values that really resonate with me”.
For an artist who’s best work almost entirely focuses on an hyper militarized, corporate-run state (with a bit of “people are addicted to their phones…”) this being the end product is fucking dire. I cannot emphasize how totally backwards it is from…
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Grand Theft Hamlet 2024
“Not a mouse stirring!” (while being shot at)
Incredibly funny. Mic quality at an all time low. A mom auditioning for Laertes on her nephews GTA account. Somehow only one person each showing up to audition every time. Hamlet doing his “to be” soliloquy on a rainy beach while someone makes chimpanzee noises over him. Pharah from Overwatch is there.
Weirdly dramatized and overly seriously for a movie set in GTA online that has…. next to no Hamlet? Sadly scripted…
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Before Sunrise 1995
“Think of it as time travel.”
Unrated as I didn’t give it a good shot - talked through most of it and then sort of bounced off the parts I didn’t talk through. It’s nice. Maybe not anything more than that, though.
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