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Recent reviews

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  Haywire 2011

  ★★ Watched 17 May 2023

  This movie feels like a high schooler wrote the most basic espionage script and went “I’m going to direct this like Steven Soderbergh!”

  But it just was Steven Soderbergh…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2021

  It seems so weird to me that people are saying “this movie wouldn’t be much if it wasn’t for Spider-Man nostalgia.” Like ya that picture of some whales you took would just be a picture of the ocean if it wasn’t for the whales.

Popular reviews

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2020

  “That’s history right there, do you understand?”

  I’m sorry Chase, but that ending took me for a loop more than anything Parasite threw at me.

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  WHAT DID JACK DO? 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2020

  The next time someone asks me who I’d have lunch with alive or dead my answer is Jack.

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