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So many movies, so little time

Favorite films

  • All About My Mother
  • What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
  • Rear Window
  • Aftersun

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  • Opus

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Martyrs

    ★★★½

  • My Fault: London

    ★★★

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★½

    You look like the 14th of July...makes me want to kill you realll bad

  • Daisy Jones & the Six

    Daisy Jones & the Six

    ★★★★★

    Daisy Jones and the Six, or as I like to call it, Fleetwood Mac fanfiction.

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★

    Scientology: The Musical

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    My sexuality is Theo James covered in blood.

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    Men watching Barbie: Wait is this fucking play about us?

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    This movie was delicious. It’s rich in witty and cynical humor when addressing different social commentaries: entitled rich people, cheating spouses, egotistical food critics, the food Industry itself, class, etc. It has a unique premise with fantastic performances from the cast. 

    My favorite scenes were the final scenes where he makes her the burger because you can see that for the first time, he is cooking something with love, and for someone who finally appreciated his work, everything else was…