Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elle 2016

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Shit stain in a cardboard box

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  Double cheeked up
  Robert gives 2 performances. I had about 7 chocolat things before watching this. 1 mild cocktail. 1 piss beer. Zoé fell like « a fuckin bitch » « I like it » not because fell but because movie. Fell for pattinson that’s what I’m saying. Anyways. Idk if I actually cared about this movie?? I feel like I want to but. Maybe 18 is like, idk. Maybe they should become friends or something. They should’ve like talked…

Popular reviews

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  The Tempest 2010

  ½ Watched 06 Jan 2023

  Teacher put this on without having previously seen it.
  Even she was happy when the credits started rolling

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  10 Things I Hate About You 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023 4

  This movie had me fuckin hysterical
  Jumping round my bed like a lunatic and laughter only comparable to a crack head or a middle aged mom in front of the minions, not just cause of its coked up script but for literally everything from the camera movements to the music. 
  It’s so over the top in every way and i didn’t see any of this shit coming from a mile away, by that i mostly mean Michael jumping off the hill…