Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fair Play 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I also feel like Alden’s acting was shit but I don’t know if that’s at all true or if I just really hate his character

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  Fair Play 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  'Listen, I promise to help your career, if you eat my pussy' 

  The performance of masculinity is always going to be a shit show.

  This ( Luke and Emily ) is all because at no one point was there a scene of Luke ever grovelling at Emily’s feet out of pure devotion and desire. But there he was under Campbell.

  Stinky wet rag boyfriend is such a boring archetype.

  Luke shouldn’t have had as much to say as he did, my recommendation: BARK BARK BARK !!! 

  This was a good movie and it sucks. I don’t ever know what to make of this narrative.

Popular reviews

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  Dinner in America 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2024

  DIM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM * intense drum sounds*

  Everyone is so shit here except Simon and Patty, y’know ? — They’re so tits !

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ★★★★★ Added

  Sensual. Rich. Enchanting. On fire.