Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Final Destination 5 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  Iconic ending, some iconic deaths, don't sleep on FD5

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  Cemetery Man 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Death, Death, Death, the whore.

  Wow.
  Wooooow.
  WOOOOOOOOW!
  Wow, I wish it was me sucking on Rupert Everett's nipple.

  What a weird fucking movie. The tone was all over the place! It was spooky, poetic, sexy, camp and kooky, stupid af, haunting, existential. I was so turned on. I'm not going to say I've thought about cemetary sex before this movie, but I will say I'm DEFINITELY thinking about it now.

  Such a fun and unique zombie flick 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ And you're damn right I paused the movie on the frame of Dellamorte's dick.

Popular reviews

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  Brainscan 1994

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  This was like Little Monsters meets A Nightmare on Elm Street meets a Goosebumps episode (except with boobs and blood). Super 90s, complete with all the cringe dialogue and charm.

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Very Tarantino-esque. I love a nonlinear narrative!