Vanessa Kirby was hot. And Joaquin Phoenix is funny when being horny. The romance plot almost worked.

Everything else, especially the battle scenes, sucked ass. Most of those had the sort of overproduced look you'd expect of like IDK Marvel shit? Not even marvel shit. It just looks like inexplicably bad, color-wise, filter wise. Makes Bondarchuk's version of Austerlitz where everything is confusing and it's inexplicably summer look absolutely brilliant.

Vanessa Kirby did look good.

Script sucked. Sucked hard. Can't believe I paid to see this.

Good, but like missing a lil something idk.

Marvel Comics presents Ubermensch 1: Dolschstosslegende.

They do not make them like this anymore.

A competently shot, well lit, functionally scripted action movie with largely practical and in-camera effects? Impossible!