Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death Proof 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025 1

  Loved but I feel like the dialogue was the worst part. Maybe a hot take but who knows.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I enjoyed this despite the pacing being kinda bad. Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchet were incredible. Some questionable dialogue. But great cinematography.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Dec 2023 1

  This might even be worse than Minions. This might even be worse than The Meg 2. This is void of meaning, pointlessly symbolic, and just stupid. Very similar to Riverdale, but at least at some point Riverdale somewhat began to be aware of its stupidity. Saltburn creates an energy that’s so sure of itself and full of itself, it ends up becoming like Twilight. Except it gets worse than Twilight. It can’t just be bad and atleast be fine as…

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★½ Watched 16 Nov 2023

  This long ass movie with a long ass title is fairly entertaining in terms of its cinematography, and includes some slightly developed themes but ultimately this is just a glorified CW special. Viola Davis, Peter Dinklage, and Jason Schwartzman are all the most entertaining parts of the movie. Hardly any stakes, hardly any development within the characters. Every side character is shallow and one dimensional. It does have some genuinely suspenseful moments. No side character thinks in this movie at…