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Megalopolis 2024
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First of all, Cesar Catalina is a fucking name.
If you’ve ever asked your grandparents what life was like when they were young, this is what plays in their brains. “Ah, yes. Back when I was a billionaire architect I tried my hand at a new city in Central Park that resulted in an attempt on my life.”
A dive into the subconscious of a truly insane man who has created a uniquely American Pastiche that is incredibly moving while…
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Trap 2024
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The Butcher was really good at conflict resolution.
I do not condone the actions of The Butcher, but you gotta respect a true wriggler. Constantly greased, can’t get a grip on an arm or anything. His lies too tough. His swag too calculated. His neuro too divergent. They’ll trap you, The Butcher.
Saleka has proven that you can do big Nepotisms if you do both of these things:
1. Save some money by realizing you have Dua Lipa at home.
2. Nails having an uncomfortable encounter with Swing State voters.
3.5 stars lots of fun
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
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Evil is destroyed, throne restored, wounds healed. Lovely stuff.
But boy oh boy is Denethor a complete Chad. That dude just runs that city. Nobody says one word to him the whole time. He’s sending his cuck son on a suicide mission while eating tomatoes in the only douchey way to eat a tomato. Really impressive stuff. Faramir is one Tylenol away from coughing and nobody is questioning dousing this man in oil. Whether or not he did a “good…
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 2011
Pretty fucked up movie. Lots of comeuppance though. The people miss comeuppance. You love to see wrongs “righted” (in the loosest sense) with quick turn around. Everyone’s had their chance at the “oh, you were expecting a happy ending?? Guess what, that’s not the real world.” Lets go back to medium endings. Nothings that bad, but still a little yearning. Always good.
Having this be my first watch, I watched the first 15 minutes of the Swedish version not knowing…
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